Wreckless Media Radio Songs
by
German Porn Master
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about
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released 21 June 2010
© 2010 Hamachingo Records
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- Track Name: the Evil Greg Song
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Evil Greg
should put a bag on his face
Cuz no one wants to see him talking
Evil Greg
He talks like a fag
His ulcers are disgusting
He's always getting grumpy
He never gets to mufty
Cuz even corpses have standards
He seldom takes a bath
And the reverb makes him laugh
Like a dumb fuckin retard
(he likes to fart)
(he thinks it's art)
He says he's playing WOW
And he's planning to get rich
His ass smells like a cow
Cuz he's Corpolongo's bitch
He likes to fuck your mom
with his puny little dick
The things that turn him on
Make other people sick
He's always too close to the microphone
And screams like he's passing a kidney stone
He smells and yells and says he's gonna fuck you up
But jacking off watching two girls one cup
Evil Greg
should put a bag on his face
Cuz no one wants to see him talking
Evil Greg
He talks like a fag
His ulcers are disgusting
(Everyone now)
Evil Greg
should put a bag on his face
Cuz no one wants to see him talking
(he's a fag)
Evil Greg
He talks like a fag
His ulcers are disgusting
(he's a fag)
He says he's playing WOW
And he's planning to get rich
His ass smells like a cow
Cuz he's Corpolongo's bitch
He likes to fuck your mom
with his puny little dick
The things that turn him on
Make other people sick
Evil Greg
should put a bag on his face
Cuz no one wants to see him talking
Evil Greg
He talks like a fag
His ulcers are disgusting
- Track Name: the Brandon Song
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In the morning
I'm still dreaming
of that soothing voice
Sounds like angels in
heaven whispering
Cutting through the background noise
I keep calling
For my lover
Think I've fallen for
Brandon Boyer
He's just cute and
I cannot resist
To be nude with him
dancing in the mist
It drives me crazy when
He's ripping his shirt
When he's burping it's
the nicest sound I've ever heard
shirt, turd, nerd, bird
- Track Name: the Bryan Corpolongo Song
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He acts like an old man
His farts really stink
He can't go to Canada
Cuz he had too much to drink
He really hates the irish
Don't really know why
He may look dumb
But he's a funny guy
It's Brian Corpolongo
When he thinks about placenta
He's about to puke
Forty million Dollar laser
Better than a nuke
He wakes up drunk
Then goes drinking
He petted a fox
What was he thinking
It's Brian Corpolongo
He smells under his armpit
Like a steaming pile of shit
His penis is a (oompa lumpa upadeetee)
(chipmunks)
B. R. Y. A. N.
Let us spell it once again
B. R. Y. A. N.
He's a really funny man?
(x2)
It's Brian Corpolongo
(His name rhymes with macho)
(He should be in a porno)
(Let's eat some nachos)
(It's Brian Corpolongo)
- Track Name: WMR Rap
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It's wreckles Media radio
They say crazy things on the show
It's Brian Berris and Corpolongo
Sometimes also good old Joe Gomez
From NATP
They'll make you laugh They'll make you pee
Your pants
Cuz its funny as shit
Those rants
About ...erm stuff
The Forum's always going crazy
Cuz no one votes on podcast alley
Empty pockets sweep the nation
When Brian begs for your donation
To buy some sound sound gear
So that you hear
Dirty Comedy
In great sound quality
So please sign up for the VIP
Or the GPM's gonna breaks your knee
- Track Name: WMR Outro 2007
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Wreckless Media Radio
They also do some video
Talking about crazy shit
That they found on the internet
Evil Greg pees in his pants
When they play with the sound effects
Screaming 'bout his ulcers
in the fecies left there by a cat
- Track Name: WMR Outro 2009
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There is a show
On internet radio
It will make you laugh
For an hour and a half
Almost every week
Brian Berris the greek
Gets his friends on the mic
To tell us stories like
Greg from the show
Once had a thing to confess
One day he tried on
His mom's wedding dress
It didn't fit
Because Greg was too fat
Started to rip
All the way in the back
But Nancy, his mom
Doesn't seem to be mad
Growing up there
Would've made every kid bad
Then there's Corpolongo
Always acts like he's old
Talks like a dad
And maybe should wear a hat
Because he's wearing loafers (and)
Drives when he's loaded
Even pretends
That his car exploded
And Brandon Boyer
He just likes to get naked
Show off his penis
Until you can't take it
Anymore
- Track Name: the Diis Song
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Diis Diis Diis has a funny accent
His first phone call was a real Godsent
Diis Diis Diis hey what's up?
Diis Diis please let's go to the shop
Cuz we're bored as fuck and there's nothing to do
In this country where they fuck like apes in a zoo
Wiki wiki welcome to Lithuania
Where the chick's don't need no wonderbra
But if you wanna date 'em, you gotta watch out
Cuz the dudes gonna beat you up no doubt
Diis Diis Diis he's (on the forums)
Diis Diis please (get a new phone)
Cuz we can barely hear you
The volume's too low
When you call in live during the show
Girls all want to get to know you
(That one chick here even said she'd blow you)
So you see, you can get all the hoes
If you just send in more videos
- Track Name: Listen to the GPM (Jingle)
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Everybody come and listen to the G.P.M.
- Track Name: Real Call Jingle
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Pick up the phone, it's a real call
Yea, it's a real call
- Track Name: News With Nate (Jingle)
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Wreckless Media
News with Nate
Nipple-Nate…
- Track Name: WMR Ringtone
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Ringadingding Wreckless Media
- Track Name: Who Gives a Fuck (Jingle)
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Whoooooo gives a fuck!?